therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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