why didn't you poke me back
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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