Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
babies were throwing up all over the place
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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