This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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