U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
