marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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