The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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