my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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