I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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