How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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