how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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