The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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