Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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