Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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