jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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