now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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