he shaved USA in his pubs
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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