Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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