Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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