Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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