Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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