My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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