24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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