I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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