At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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