Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
