she looked like the before picture.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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