i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Randomize
