awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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