how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
