i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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