Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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