Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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