He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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