what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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