i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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