she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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