why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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