margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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