70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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