How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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