we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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