We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You need a sexual gate keeper
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
