"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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