she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
