yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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