it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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