You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
How does one acquire holy water?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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