butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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