I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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