Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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